man, fuck all y'all.
i guess we could change it to "No nap February."
if we do that, will Ken not jizz in my cereal? cause i REALLY like my cereal, and i don't feel like having an extra serving of frosting on my frosted flakes.
BOW! BAH BAH B-R-R-R-RAAAAH! BAH BAH B-R-R-R-RAAAAH!
No crabs February.
Although I can't promise anything.
Here's a llama, there's a llama, and another little llama, fuzzy llama, funny llama, llama llama duck.
Llama llama, cheesecake llama, tablet brick potato llama, llama llama, mushroom llama, llama llama duck.

No Addy February.
This Fapruary I plan to fap until I can no longer take the pain, and my friends start asking me why I haven't been around.
I'm sorry, I can't celebrate black history month withuot fapping.
learn science. ease suffering. enjoy life.
I used to think there was something wrong with me. Now it's a point of pride.
I will be sad when I'm old and the fapping urge goes away. but I will have my weed farm to keep me busy and content, so it'll be ok. when I'm 80 as Megan described, I'll be telling all the young men about my fantastical fapping days like a proper old person. ("both ways!" hehehe)
Last edited by pangea; February 9th, 2010 at 06:03 AM.
learn science. ease suffering. enjoy life.
You fuckin kidding me?
Soda? No.
Junk food? No.
Alcohol? No.
And now you want me to stop jerking off too?!? Who are you, Satan?!
Fuck-a-yoooooooo Addy!
NOT KIDDING
This Thread has become pure win.
I tried giving it up for Lent last year but then concluded that technically Jesus could bash one out in the desert.
I lasted 2 days.

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